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You Know You're Zero Waste When...

We've all been there. Those classic zero waste scenarios that only one of us can understand. Those looks in the grocery store and the trials of going "no poo". There are just so many unique experiences that define us as being part of the zero waste community! So for some laughs and giggles, let's list out all the ways we know we're zero waste. How many of them can you relate to?

You know you're zero waste when...

1. Hoarding your trash doesn't seem so weird anymore.

Hoarding Garbage

2. You want to cry when someone puts a straw in your drink.

Leonardo Crying

3. Using a hankerchief no longer seems gross.

Joey Shrugging

4. Your arms have doubled in size from carrying so many jars to the grocery store.

Muscles from carrying glass jars

5. Holidays are now all about fending off plastic gifts.

Back away plastic gifts!

6. You've learned every possible way to recycle in your neighborhood.

Dog recycling bottle

7. You collect plastic in your purse to bring home and recycle.

Mary Poppins

8. You awkwardly ask for a "real" plate at the backyard barbecue.

Lion King

9. A fork now lives in your purse right next to your wallet and chapstick.

Little Mermaid brushing hair with a fork

10. There is nothing sexier than a man (or woman) holding a reusable coffee cup.

Woman looking excited

11. There are more glass jars in your pantry than actual food.

No food in the fridge

12. Seeing a disposable coffee cup induces a slight gag reflex.

Gagging man

13. Plastic wrap is your worst nightmare.

Woman screaming

14. Avoiding plastic is like a game of Operation and every time you touch some you cringe inside.

Schmidt gagging from New Girl

15. There is something inherently sexy about that "I'm saving water by not showering smell".

Little bug smelling

16. Halloween is your least favorite day of the year. So. much. trash.

A baby crying

17. People bring you their recycling to deal with.

Handing over recycling

Can you think of any others? How do you pick a "zero waster" out of the crowd? :)

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